So this is what's up...

Listening to my iPod. Haven't done this in a while. I've been living off of Hall and Oates' greatest hits on my newish netbook for a while. I tell ya...listening to Castledoor after a month or so of abstinence is like discovering sex all over again. Good sex. Not the kind I fake with unworthy partners. HA.

I've gotta load a few new tracks by the Childballads into my iTunes. Don't know if I'm allowed to talk about it, but I've heard the new songs and they are incroyable!!! My compliments to the chef!

I feel like I'm having a heart attack. This is my last week on red meat. I swear.

Did you miss us?

Well, it's been an arduous month, but Allegory Weekly is back. Two of us lost our jobs. Sigh...

One of us got hired.

One got divorced.

Anyway, our little experiment succeeded, then floundered, nearly failed and now it's back. So if you're reading this, that means you've stuck around through it all.

So thanks, and enjoy.

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Yeah, I Said It

I don't get why that's so funny... Mike Judge IS a fucking hottie. On the real, yo.

Anyway, the latest issue of Allegory is live and online. It's a gooder.

If you don't read another thing in the issue, at least read this.

I'm going to bed.

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I Have No Response to That

rofl...
My friend just got back from the Extract junket (the new movie by Beavis and Butthead creator, Mike Judge. It stars Jason Bateman).

And she hasn't stopped going on and on about how hot Mike Judge is in person.

Huh? Mike Judge? That guy? Hank Hill? Um...okay...?

Welcome to the weekend

One of the perks to being an adult is getting to do dumb shit like eating cupcakes for breakfast...which I'm about to do right now. Buttercream for breakfast--boo-ya!

Had a nice date last night with a super cute musician. We watched the Watchmen and ate lasagna and laughed our asses off. Very cool kid. So I'm all cheerful and stuff this morning. Ugh, I know.

Go see Inglourious Basterds today. Good movie. Read our feature on it here.

Let's see...what else? New issue posting this weekend. Stay tuned for that. It will be fun, good times. I've gotta get back to my busy listening to Castledoor schedule. I would sooooo play the 5th tambourine, guys. Hook it up, yo!

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For Sale: Pensive Girl with Pensive Thoughts

Listening to "Last Words" by Travis. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this band!

Well, I'm bummed again. Went out for a latenight bite with Derek Van Oss last night (or this morning). Confided in him about the current state of my love life which is royally in the crapper. It's muddied with lots of folks who like the idea of me more than the actuality. Sigh...

Made a list of stats about possibly romantic interests. Everybody I like right now stacks up equally. Except one person who faired POORLY--LOL--and probably wouldn't care anyway.

...ah, Otis Redding just came on. Just in time.

I wish I had a puppy or a cute kitten to give me lovings right now.

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Done Deal

Watching The Rocker right now. I have a funny story about this film. The first time I ever screened it was on the Fox studios lot. About 30 minutes in, a massive earthquake hit L.A. I turned around and a woman mouthed to me, "Is this an earthquake?" I said, "Yeah." We all calmly exited the screening room and went outside, where I proceeded to hyperventilate. The woman and her male companion brought me a cup of water and tried to calm me down.

The woman was Illeana Douglas. Could you die?!?!?! Love that bitch...

Anyway, the latest Allegory Weekly is live right now. It's not bad. Lots of friends in the issue. And yes, Honey is back, y'all. Enjoy.

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